Where is Mr. Zaki

Friday, 7 October 2005, 11:40 GMT. Reports from unfeigned sources reveal that as per the post dinner cosmic broadcasts received at the International space station, Mr. Zaki is alleged to be drifting over the guttery, dusty Martian surface. The sources held that Mr. Zaki's assertions exploded the common myth of a dry contaminated atmosphere over the red planet. He claims it be full of life and lot of water (!!!!?). He said he was attending the call from a Martian, night club neck deep on a Jacuzzi over a peg of martini. When enquired about the lot of .umm .uhh sounds over the communication channel; a timid Zaki is known to have agreed the presence of a relatively large no: of skimpily clad female beings from the human species (Uh-oh). All he could add was that the Martian vocabulary identified so much of these Wow!-els in their language which is used extensively over Martian Republic.

He is planning his return journey on 29 B.C 1900 Hrs Martian standard time. On his way back Mr. Zaki is expected to indulge in his all time favorite "MOON TREK" when the mother ship re-fuels at Moon Station, "BeeDI9998678", named after the number of beedis he has puffed before he quit them for cigars. Maybe we will be fortunate enough to get a first hand report when he is back.

Till then good bye and good luck….


-Your honest reporter